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amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

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kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

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hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

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weavemunchers:

Hi okay, so this is my grandma. I know it isnt a very good picture but she hates photos so i dont have any other ones. Her name is Vicky and shes only 62 but about a few weeks ago she got diagnosed with lung cancer no one knew until she was in stage 3. We used to do everything together but now she cant even get up. It breaks my heart to see her in pain because i love her so much. At the moment shes in hospice and they said shes going to stay there until she dies because we can not afford treatment & because of that she needs 24/7 care. I love my grandma more than anyone and id do anything not to lose her. Its so hard to just sit back and watch her slowly die I always thought it would just happen & it be over but its not the case sadly. On 5/18/13 I lost my dad. She was the only person i could talk to about it she was always there for me & i dont want to lose her too. We need around $5,000-6,000 to get her everything she needs and with that shell be able to come home from the hospital. My aunt (her sister) had to quit her job in Ohio and come live in the Hospital with her because its getting so bad. My pap (her husband) cant help her because when he was 42, a drunk driver hit him and they said it reduced his foot bones to powder so he cant walk without severely hurting himself. As a result he cant work either. My mom is helping as much as she can but shes only a waitress and has 2 kids. Im too young to legally be allowed to get a job but im trying at some places its not going too well yet.
I know well never get the 5,000-6k in time and i still wont get it from this post but im willing to try anything to help her. I love her so so much. I wouldnt be making this post if it wasnt the last resort. 
I have a donate button on my sidebar or you could go here to donate also.  Anything will help thank you so much. 

weavemunchers:

Hi okay, so this is my grandma. I know it isnt a very good picture but she hates photos so i dont have any other ones. Her name is Vicky and shes only 62 but about a few weeks ago she got diagnosed with lung cancer no one knew until she was in stage 3. We used to do everything together but now she cant even get up. It breaks my heart to see her in pain because i love her so much. At the moment shes in hospice and they said shes going to stay there until she dies because we can not afford treatment & because of that she needs 24/7 care. I love my grandma more than anyone and id do anything not to lose her. Its so hard to just sit back and watch her slowly die I always thought it would just happen & it be over but its not the case sadly. On 5/18/13 I lost my dad. She was the only person i could talk to about it she was always there for me & i dont want to lose her too. We need around $5,000-6,000 to get her everything she needs and with that shell be able to come home from the hospital. My aunt (her sister) had to quit her job in Ohio and come live in the Hospital with her because its getting so bad. My pap (her husband) cant help her because when he was 42, a drunk driver hit him and they said it reduced his foot bones to powder so he cant walk without severely hurting himself. As a result he cant work either. My mom is helping as much as she can but shes only a waitress and has 2 kids. Im too young to legally be allowed to get a job but im trying at some places its not going too well yet.

I know well never get the 5,000-6k in time and i still wont get it from this post but im willing to try anything to help her. I love her so so much. I wouldnt be making this post if it wasnt the last resort. 

I have a donate button on my sidebar or you could go here to donate also.  Anything will help thank you so much. 

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rnarker:

rnarker:

for every note this gets im running a mile

nevermind please no

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unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

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shiny-slowpoke:

i found the only buzzfeed headline i will ever care about

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